Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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