I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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