you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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