Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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