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Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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