I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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