I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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