He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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