if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
