one word: firstdatebathroomanal
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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