walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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