Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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