it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
