Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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