I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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