her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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