summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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