Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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