Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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