you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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