school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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