I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'm really busy with my period
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