Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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