He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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