Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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