Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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