She said her name was "party"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
