And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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