I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The air was thick with penises
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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