Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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