Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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