They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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