ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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