I wish I could punch you in the face.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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