I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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