we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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