omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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