Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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