Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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