C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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