How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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