If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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