Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Hey
Gfdhklhgfxzyuikl$
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
