Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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