break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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