Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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