Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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