I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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