we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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