how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
