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(847): View more from Illinois

garbage

(248): View more from Michigan

garbage dick

(847): View more from Illinois

rubbish cock

(248): View more from Michigan

you win

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(713): View more from Texas

yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.

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