I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
be right there i have to get my cape
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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