that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Let's paint friendship bongs
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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