you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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