4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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