Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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