I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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